And my favorite excerpt:
PEZ: Do you own a Campy peanut butter wrench?DS: F$#@. Hipsters annoy the hell outta me. Ooooh good job, riding a fixed gear in traffic! What do they want, a medal for choosing the wrong tool for the job?? It's like using telemark skis on the bunny hill. No one likes you. I have a French Mallard (sic) cassette tool for a key chain that doubles as a bottle opener. I AM the one that's cool.
1 comment:
Doesn't mean you can't make money off hipsters while they go for it
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